This poem is in response to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee and their terrible and awkward sounding rendition of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas they have posted on their website. I present to you: ‘Twas the Night Before Liberal Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Libs were all cowering like [...]

It’s nearing Christmas in a small town in Germany. Hans the shoemaker works into the night, purposely shut away from the holiday festivities around him. Alone in his shop, with no family and few friends, Hans has never learned the true meaning of Christmas. While he mocks the townspeople’s merry preparations, Hans is visited by [...]